Toy Dolls, The – Absurd-Ditties LP

Absurd-Ditties is the seventh album from UK punk rockers Toy Dolls, recorded in September 1992 and hitting shelves in January 1993 via Receiver Records. Often hailed as one of their standout releases—both by fans and frontman Olga—it delivers the band’s trademark mix of fast-paced punk and witty lyricism. The title is a playful mash-up of "absurd" (meaning bizarre or illogical) and "ditties" (short, catchy tunes), perfectly summing up the album’s collection of eccentric and energetic songs.
(Radiation/ 2025)

Tracklist:
A1 Absurd-Ditties
A2 I'm A Telly Addict!
A3 "Terry Talking"
A4 Ernie Had A Hernia
A5 Toccata In Dm
A6 My Wife's A Psychopath!
A7 Sod The Neighbours
B1 Melancholy Margaret
B2 Drooling Banjos
B3 Alecs Gone
B4 When You're Jimmy Saville
B5 Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
B6 Dez The Demon Decorator
B7 Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)